£49.99
PRETTY REAL BABY TEARS: 300ml of 'AUTHENTIC CRIES FROM LITTLE EYES'
Cultivated from the finest eyes of the tiniest sobbing infants, Pretty Real baby tears are a multi-use product, suitable for religious ritual, a seance to contact a deceased uncle or just general family fun, you decide. And that's where the beauty lies, it's totally up to you.
Our dedicated team of infant-tear cultivators have scoured the world to source the finest tears from a diverse range of cry situations. From 'baby lost his ice cream', to 'baby got dropped', to 'baby hungry' tears, our astonishing combination of bottled-up emotions makes pretty real baby tears the premium bottled-tear product on the market. Why would you shop elsewhere? We've got all your tears, right here.